BUBL Issues Challenge Results

What we have here was an article released by BUBL in 2008 talking about the results of their challenge to Chewsy Suzy:

The Blowing Unbelievable Bubbles League (BUBL) today issued the results of it’s recent challenge to Susan Montgomery Williams, the holder of the Guinness World Record for blowing the largest bubblegum bubble.

“What we asked her” said Earl “The Gum Bubble Coach” Hartwell, co-founder of BUBL, “was to comment on the issue that’s the entire reason why BUBL exists. That is, that it is not only possible to blow bigger bubbles than her 23 inch Guinness World record, but that it has been done before, possibly many times.”

“We know it can be done” said Dr. Enaught T. Wiseham, co-founder of BUBL and operator of Yahoo group Enaught’s Bubbles. “We know by personal experience. And we plan to show the world exactly what we are talking about. The sad thing here is that the results of our challenge are, well, there are no results. We haven’t gotten any reply.”

“And that’s too bad” said Coach Hartwell. “It would be great if Chewsy Suzy, the most famous bubblegum blower ever, would step forward for the good of bubblegum blowing, a sport she has practically singlehandedly created. I think it would probably be the greatest thing to ever happen to bubble gum. But BUBL can’t make her do it. If she won’t, we can only show the world proof of what we mean and let it judge for itself.”

“I believe we are making progress though.” Dr. Wiseham added. “We’ve noticed from a press release that her and Joyce Samuels (the Guinness World Record Holder for blowing the largest bubble from the nose) have added a spokesman and advisor, a Bobby “Boom Boom” Bickerson. I can only speculate if this was a move to somehow counter what BUBL has been doing, but the timing is curious. Maybe it could be that we have them worried. Regardless, we are still waiting for the response we haven’t gotten. If Bickerson’s the spokesman, I’d love to hear what he has to say!”

From the sound of their comments, BUBL may just be ready to explode.

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